beer

beer
1. (Beer) (6454↑, 554↓)
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD\!

2. (beer) (3561↑, 551↓)
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

Author: Homer Simpson http://beer.urbanup.com/155704
3. (beer) (2848↑, 381↓)
The cause of and solution to all life's problems\!

-via Homer J. Simpson

Author: Lugermeister http://beer.urbanup.com/718313
4. (BEER) (1716↑, 376↓)
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it\!

- Life sucks... - Here have a beer\! - Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off\!

5. (beer) (1411↑, 316↓)
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

6. (beer) (1068↑, 266↓)
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water

i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer

7. (beer) (1035↑, 314↓)
what men need to function daily

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going

8. (Beer) (388↑, 154↓)
- After Bacon. it's the way of life - The saver of old lonely men - It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.

- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks - Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis... - heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...

9. (beer) (313↑, 90↓)
a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will

After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able

Author: king god the pharoah http://beer.urbanup.com/406352
10. (BEER) (300↑, 96↓)

what is the malted liquor what gets you drunker quicker what comes in bottles or in cans (beer\!) can't get enough of it (beer\!) how we really love it (beer\!) makes me think i'm a man (beer\!) i could kiss and hug it (beer\!) but i'd rather chug it (beer\!) got my belly up to here (beer\!) i could not refuse a (beer\!) i could really use a (beer\!) Beer, Beer, Beer\!

Author: [ - stacys mom - ] http://beer.urbanup.com/298980
11. (Beer) (249↑, 65↓)
the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most

finish your beer, there are sober people in china\!

Author: anastasia beavehausen http://beer.urbanup.com/228339
12. (beer) (229↑, 61↓)
What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

13. (Beer) (175↑, 9↓)
The piss of angels.

Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.

14. (beer) (197↑, 53↓)
...because everyone needs a hobby

dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer

15. (beer) (173↑, 31↓)
Beer. Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s\!

Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful\!

16. (beer) (160↑, 34↓)
What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.

The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.

Author: Jewish Mafia http://beer.urbanup.com/1788901
17. (Beer) (133↑, 9↓)
Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Can Oog get you beer?

18. (beer) (134↑, 46↓)
the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up? -Maybe later. -I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

19. (Beer) (106↑, 31↓)
Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems\!

Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers\!

20. (beer) (105↑, 35↓)
Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.

GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.

Author: THE METALHEAD http://beer.urbanup.com/1092412
21. (beer) (101↑, 41↓)
its what my daddy drinks before he beats me

daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee

22. (beer) (119↑, 59↓)
The best way to get sex...

OOOH\! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?

23. (beer) (105↑, 53↓)
charisma in a can. game in a bottle. this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla. damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies\!\! ladies: eww, get away... me: damn... (after many beers) me: how YOOU doin'? ladies: damn...

24. (Beer) (92↑, 44↓)
Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get [drunk]\!\!\!

25. (beer) (74↑, 27↓)
Fuel for a persons sex machine

Beer good.

26. (beer) (79↑, 41↓)
To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk\!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch\!

27. (Beer) (55↑, 19↓)
every night in college

damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15?? maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

28. (beer) (64↑, 33↓)
A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.

As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."

Author: Cap'n Bullmoose http://beer.urbanup.com/2083378
29. (beer) (47↑, 16↓)
what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

Author: brother_number_one http://beer.urbanup.com/195000
30. (beer) (96↑, 66↓)
beer its liquid bread its good 4 u

im gonna drink till i speww ewwwww

31. (beer) (64↑, 38↓)
the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.

a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk

32. (Beer) (49↑, 23↓)
A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.

Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush\!\!\!" Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"

33. (Beer) (49↑, 24↓)
An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

Author: Christophercolumbus http://beer.urbanup.com/1612061
34. (Beer) (38↑, 14↓)
A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.

Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits? Man: Why yes, yes I do\!

35. (beer) (28↑, 5↓)
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion: 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head? - So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.

36. (Beer) (55↑, 33↓)
A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

37. (beer) (23↑, 2↓)
Nectar of the gods.

I wasn't going to have unprotected sex with that 16-year-old cheerleader, but then after having 12 beers, I said, "You only live once."

38. (beer) (41↑, 20↓)
The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

39. (BEER) (33↑, 12↓)
the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer. I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh\!

40. (Beer) (44↑, 24↓)
To give someone beer

Dude, beer me\!\!

Author: The Beer Baron http://beer.urbanup.com/408272
41. (Beer) (62↑, 43↓)
1)true holy water 2)fermented shit dat taste good 3)the best kind of drug
42. (Beer) (21↑, 4↓)
The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

Author: Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now http://beer.urbanup.com/3183950
43. (beer) (18↑, 6↓)
a drink destined to be spilled

"Oh shit someone spilled the beer." "Again?"

Author: sillymanilly http://beer.urbanup.com/2623258
44. (beer) (18↑, 6↓)
Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Author: Chris the dork http://beer.urbanup.com/1331595
45. (beer) (16↑, 6↓)
Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

Author: Snap, Crackle, and Pop http://beer.urbanup.com/2685173
46. (beer) (27↑, 17↓)
friend, mate, pal, buddy.

alright beer\! 'not at all beer, not at all\!'

Author: neil coleman http://beer.urbanup.com/2059578
47. (beer) (30↑, 20↓)
Goodness in a can/bottle.

Beer..Weed..What a great combination.

Author: IHateNiggers http://beer.urbanup.com/1677351
48. (Beer) (30↑, 20↓)
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends. aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle. Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk. Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid. Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life. God:"Sorry m

49. (Beer) (12↑, 3↓)
Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.

Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer. ---------------------------------or Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.

Author: Gustave Delior http://beer.urbanup.com/3721736
50. (Beer) (10↑, 2↓)
My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Jesus \> Mother Beer \> Water

Author: SurpriseButtSecks69 http://beer.urbanup.com/4966116
51. (beer) (22↑, 15↓)
gift from [god] and a cure all.

Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer

Author: robert duffitt http://beer.urbanup.com/2080001
52. (Beer) (29↑, 22↓)
A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.

Guy1: WOW\! She is hot\! Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.

Author: Adrian Skertchly http://beer.urbanup.com/1231343
53. (beer) (58↑, 53↓)
reeb spelled bakerds
54. (Beer) (4↑, 0↓)
The cause and solution to all of lifes problems.

Cause: Hey man, im sorry that i fucked your wife, and crashed your car and ate all of your pizza and pissed on your dog. Solution: But, i can go pick you up some beer tonight, and we can hang out at my place.

55. (Beer) (9↑, 5↓)
A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.

I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.

56. (beer) (40↑, 36↓)
the meaning of life, is beer. when you're at a party, or just sitting around with your buddies having a nice juicy 4 pound serloin steak with delicious bbq sauce, nothings better than having a beer. As a certified underage drinker, I enjoy the cool refreshing drop of beer on my tongue. Have a beer, have a wonderful time.

weeee i love beer. beer is really good. SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS ? f- that shit, BEER.

Author: vandermeer \! http://beer.urbanup.com/1424574
57. (Beer) (3↑, 0↓)
a Facebook code "I`m a woman that wishes she was single" see [Whisky] [Gin] [Tequila] [Rum] [Champagne] [Redbull] [Beer] [Sprite]

on facebook: Sarah: Beer\! Jane: what does that mean? Sarah: I'll explain later. Richard: can you explain to me too? Sarah: no, its an inside Girl thing.

58. (Beer) (4↑, 1↓)
The process of purchasing and/or consuming beer, used in verb form.

1. I just got off of work, I think it's time for me to beer. 2. To beer or not to beer, that is the question.

59. (Beer) (6↑, 3↓)
helping ugly people have sex.

after sex, i'd like to honor my beer by shoving one in my partner's ass

60. (Beer) (14↑, 11↓)
Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.

61. (Beer) (2↑, 0↓)
The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.

Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.

62. (beer) (2↑, 0↓)
a malted liquor that gets you drunker quicker, it comes in bottles and cans, most can cant get enough of it, people like to chug it, makes men think that we're man, the ultimate courage giver and beautifier

This beer is making that fat chick look like a 10

63. (Beer) (6↑, 4↓)
The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.

STFU and drink some beer\!\!

Author: Halley Barrey http://beer.urbanup.com/4329872
64. (Beer) (5↑, 3↓)
Also know as [brew]. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.

Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned

Author: thissucksletsgogetdrunk http://beer.urbanup.com/4301869
65. (beer) (9↑, 7↓)
Beer is the milk of students.

As Erich Maria Remarque one said "Rum is the milk of soldiers", we say "beer is the milk of students".

66. (beer) (23↑, 21↓)
"liquid bread", european origin. is served to any meal on demand (exception:[usa]) good beer needs to be brewed according to an ancient german brewery law from 1516 a.d. bad "beer" isnt allowed to be sold under the name "beer" in germany and has fewer quality than superior german beer.(alcoholic percentage is also different: [american][lite]"[beer]" mostly has about 2% of alcohol, normal german [beer] has a standard of at least 4.8% percent) in may special [beer] is sold with a percentage of about 8%.

i´m hungry\! do you have [beer]?

Author: nuketheworld http://beer.urbanup.com/101641
67. (beer) (1↑, 0↓)
Any chemical substance which after it has been taken, causes one to come and edit definitions in urban dictionary.

Hey, I am high on beer, I need to pee first then go to urban dictionary and edit the definition of beer.

Author: Vinotemia the naija doctor http://beer.urbanup.com/5607419
68. (Beer) (2↑, 1↓)
Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.

John got laid last night because she had too many beers.

69. (Beer) (3↑, 2↓)
A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her\! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too\! Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens. Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving. Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs\! Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay\!

Author: MissCaliBrownie http://beer.urbanup.com/4869891
70. (beer) (4↑, 3↓)
An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.

I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk\! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too. I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.

71. (beer) (3↑, 3↓)
the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2

you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)

Author: budsmoker420 http://beer.urbanup.com/3790075
72. (beer) (6↑, 6↓)
1. A drink that makes you warm, drowsy, and fun. Then, come the hangovers... 2. A drink you drink normaly, or, your drink. What you drink all the time.

1. Dude\! I had so much beer last night\! I have such a hang-over\!\!\! 2. Dude 1: Hey man, what's your beer? Dude 2: My beer is (insert name brand here)\!

73. (beer) (15↑, 15↓)
Just like pizza is the true sacred, forbidden food of the god's(not ambrosia), beer is the real drink of the god's(not nectar as it's popularly described).

Without question, the greates invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry

74. (beer) (64↑, 64↓)
Something 99.9% of college kids use to have fun because their personalities aren't appealing enough to have fun with.

People who drink beer every day in college are most likely very uninteresting people. 100% of the hilarious things I do, I am sober while doing them. If drinking is your life in college, you need one.

Author: Fiesta Facelift http://beer.urbanup.com/847140
75. (BEER) (21↑, 21↓)
Beer is an alcoholic drink made out of water, yeast, water and malt. Beer has about 5% alcohol. The best beer is brewed by the Rothaus brewery in Black Forest, Germany.
76. (beer) (29↑, 29↓)
main reason why ugly people have sex

i drank 12 1-packs and screwed this fat chick. It was great

77. (beer) (34↑, 35↓)
1.what you drink at a keg party 2.the 8th wonder of the world 3.alcohol 4.The pleasure you have to unfarely wait 21 years for-who the hell cares, i'm 25 5.Andy Dick's water 6.good stuff 7.what hobos really buy with the money you give them.

beer sauce My bitterz

78. (beer) (27↑, 28↓)
helping ugly people to have sex
Author: jono meadows http://beer.urbanup.com/194865
79. (beer) (27↑, 28↓)
drink which allows man to get pussy; AKA "heaven in a bottle"

"Drink lots of beer biatccccccch... G G G-Unittttttttt\!"

Author: Omar the White Stallion http://beer.urbanup.com/106473
80. (beer) (9↑, 11↓)
its liquid bread aka beer its good for you

Beer its bottled bread so you dont have to chew.

81. (beer) (18↑, 20↓)
Tasty alcoholic drink, thats cool and refreshing- traditional British Drink

Yo\! Coming down the pub? -Yeh, in a minuite -Cool, i'll get the beers in

82. (beer) (26↑, 28↓)
A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared And that she never will, I'd do it all again I guess I'll have to wait until then If i get drunk well, I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' well, you know That you're my friend and I say I think I'll have myself a beer She called me late last night, to say she loved me So..? but I guess he changed her mind Well i should have known it wouldn't be All right, but I can't live without her So i won't even try... Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say Maybe next time I'll remember what to do She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell\! If i get drunk well, I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more (And she said) It's ok boy cause you know We'll be good friends And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer

83. (beer) (1↑, 4↓)
Bad.

Rebecca Black is so beer.

Author: Wassupbitchnuggetz http://beer.urbanup.com/5731888
84. (Beer) (0↑, 3↓)
A unit of measurement equal to the amount of time OR money that something requires. Requires a sliding scale as the purchase price of beer may vary depending on location.

The train from Brussels to Amsterdam is four beers long. The Hostel near the Red Light District costs about 12 beers a night.

Author: the wiremother http://beer.urbanup.com/4566586
85. (Beer) (0↑, 4↓)
Men and Whores drink this..... Dikes included

Look at megan o drinking that beer

Author: kryshatesbrenden http://beer.urbanup.com/4323398
86. (beer) (2↑, 6↓)
Beer; best for the use of a mini-ramp session. To be drank in sk8-hi's and flannel attire. Drink in large quantities for fullest enjoyment. Use for locking in clean ass back smiths. Makes reverting easier.

Fuck boy, you know that beer get me all rez'd out\!\! Pb-R is the new Pb&j. Lemme fuck with summa dat OE, i'm from da old skoo brotha\! 40 oz liquid bread. That front feeble 270 out was dope homeboy, swig on my Mickies if you wanna.

87. (beer) (32↑, 36↓)
A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.

You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.

Author: Cap'n Bullmoose http://beer.urbanup.com/1200685
88. (beer) (16↑, 21↓)
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends. Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk. Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid. Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life. God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

89. (beer) (22↑, 28↓)
A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

Author: best definitions ever http://beer.urbanup.com/1889321
90. (Beer) (19↑, 25↓)
google says its a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops. But i think its a wonderfull concoction made to escape the pressures of everyday life.

Bud Light - Good Night

91. (Beer) (2↑, 9↓)
Actually some bitter shit, but most people refer to it as beer, when it's really lager. Helps most people through the night :)

Beer is the cause of most pregnancies

Author: beer, funny, lager, bitter http://beer.urbanup.com/4178662
92. (beer) (6↑, 13↓)
the best damn thing next to [monkeys], [trance] and [boobs] [XD]

The world will belong to the monkeys once they start drinking beer and listening to trance\! prophecy of the beer drinking listening to trance monkey who will rule the world

93. (beer) (6↑, 13↓)
beer is the reason i beleave god looks like carl of aquateen hunger force and lives in a trailer park, all hail steve beer god

this beer is so good steve the god of hops and aging must have made it himself

94. (beer) (15↑, 22↓)
beer is .... the necter of the gods... the oil for the machine of the human body... it helps ugly people get laid

MARK: i am watching the movie "emily rose" she was realey ugly but now that i have had some beer she is kind of hot.

95. (beer) (19↑, 26↓)
beer RULES but there could be more in my frige but hey ill do with only 25 bottles

beer rules beer rules beer rules

96. (Beer) (43↑, 51↓)
1)An alcoholic drink that many people find appealing and tasty; myself, I can't stand the shit. Used to cause mild-extreme intoxication, ugly people to have sex, and white guys to dance, at least seemingly well. 2)A word used to describe a confusing/disturbing statement or situation:

Person 1: 'Dude, I scored tickets to the Britney Spears concert\!\!' Person 2: 'Beer?' (Say with Australian accent for best effect)

Author: Jeezy Chreezy http://beer.urbanup.com/964514
97. (Beer) (8↑, 19↓)
A shitty, extremely bitter beverage which I have no idea how it so popular. If you want to drink real beverages, go for expenive red wine, brandy, or rum.

Brands like Bud Light, Miller Light, Golden Biersch, Heineken are all beer (there are more brands, but I can't think of any others right now).

98. (beer) (37↑, 48↓)
beer is yeast piss (along with co2 which is more like yeasy farts)

beer makes the plants grow

Author: jonhomebrewer http://beer.urbanup.com/422357
99. (BEER) (16↑, 27↓)
dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

Author: Brother Number One http://beer.urbanup.com/286368
100. (Beer) (3↑, 15↓)
Probably, like, a jukie's favorite thing.

Jukie \#1: Yo, let's go drink some beer. Jukie \#2: Shit, I don't have any money because I am a dirty jukie\! Jukie \#3: Come on party people\! Give money to the jukies\!

Author: K. Federline http://beer.urbanup.com/2192172
101. (beer) (15↑, 32↓)
What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop\!

Mom: hey guess what? Me: What? Mom: Your dad is dead Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

102. (beer) (16↑, 33↓)
something that makes you a poser when you dance game, which usually ends in a sprained ankle or a destroyed Pump/DDR pad

I had too many beers... I got shot on Pom Pom Pom in Normal mode...

103. (BEER) (52↑, 70↓)
Crap that people drink gallons of so they can do crazy shit, have bad hangovers, and die of heart disease.

You see that guy who just collapsed on the sidewalk? I don't feel sorry for him. He drank like 25 1-liter glasses of beer last night.

104. (Beer) (8↑, 28↓)
1) Adj. Disappointing, flaccid, lame, or unworthy of it's hype 2)Verb. To become disappointing, flaccid, or lame 3) Verb. To fail in a pathetic (and often comedic) manner, particularly after initially seeming awesome

1) Man, that concert was so beer. The Stones should just retire already 2) The party was fun at first, but it quickly beered when Samit showed up. 3) The blindfolded car jump really beered when he went off the side of the ramp.

Author: SinisterTeddybear http://beer.urbanup.com/3328113
105. (Beer) (35↑, 57↓)
one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

106. (beer) (32↑, 61↓)
An alcoholic beverage composed mostly of barley, hops and water that makes you intoxicated when you drink enough

beer is gross.

107. (beer) (23↑, 57↓)
Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.

michael's uncle.

108. (beer) (16↑, 52↓)
Any one of serveral IBC beverages, but most often used to refer to root beer

Let's get some beers at Walmart.

109. (Beer) (27↑, 67↓)
Something that needs to be kept away from humans

Beer what else is there to say?

110. (beer) (65↑, 114↓)
A great drink. ...for screwing up your brain.

\<Random man\> *drinks beer* \<Random woman\> *also drinks beer \<RM\> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS\!\!\!\!\!\!\! \<RW\> Okay\! (The next day...) \<RM\> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?

111. (BEER) (25↑, 87↓)
a poor vodka substitute that looks like and tastes like piss (and also makes you piss a lot)

fuck i'm out of smirnoff, guess we'll have to chug some nasty ass bud lite tonight shit i broke seal\! now i'm going spend the rest of the night at the pisser, thanks to all the beer (pissing the night away..)

112. (beer) (53↑, 118↓)
An alcoholic beverage with a similar taste and aromatic qualities to cat piss. For some unknown reason people seem to subject themselves to pints of it at a time. Should only be drunk my masochists and force fed to prisoners.

To find out just how bad beer can taste try some Tennants.

113. (Beer) (74↑, 149↓)
Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.

Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.

Author: Mr. Know-It-All-Fucked-Yo-Mama http://beer.urbanup.com/919574
114. (Beer) (51↑, 138↓)
what pussies who cant take hard liquor drink

but it does taste good, and works well with a meal

115. (BEER) (26↑, 123↓)
A root beer?? I seem to be lost??

Um I guess this means rootbeer

Author: A confused bastard http://beer.urbanup.com/259381
116. (beer) (79↑, 222↓)
A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

Author: lunar shadows http://beer.urbanup.com/958315
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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